MTG Humor Guide Archives
June '96 - June '98

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Advanced MTG Strategy Pt III 980701
The Best Card in Magic! 980603
Advanced Strategy Vol.II 980519
Top 10 cards you won't see in Exodus 980421
Advanced Strategy? 980325
by David Matteson

How to Win a PT Event 980630
by Jeff Fitch

We don't need no Impulses! 980627
by Peter Vabulas

"The Night Before Pro Tour" 980627
Dr. Seuss at the Pro Tour 980616
by Adam Maysonet

Quard's View: Decklists 980627
by Vincent Naravino

How to Beat Perish 980626
by Miguel Balauag

The New White 980625
by Keith Bertelsen

Ten things to do... 980624
by Brian Good

Qouth the Chumly... 980623
by Todd Wiley

The Mathematical Trading Formula 980623
How to Cheat at MTG 980311
Tourney Player Survival Kit 980121
by Ian Taylor

In Defense of Green 980622
by Ken Hwang

Serious Multiplayer Rules 980621
by Sceadeau D'Tela

Green's SECRET Theme 980619
Superstition 980527
Counting Beans 980414
Beto's Burrito's 980324
Stereotyping Colors 980316
by Tim Kilgore

What Green Should Get 980618
by S. "Boogie" Williams

Secret Green Mage Tech 980618
by Jeb Adams

Ten things to do... 980618
by Alex Saltzberg

The Redemption Report 980617
by Otter Driver

The Joy of Competition 980617
by Darryl Greensill

The New Green 980616
by Keith Bertelsen

Things to do at a Comic Shop 980616
by Ben Lieb

10 uses for a City of Traitors 980614
by Stephen Gossett

All I need to know... 980614
by Nate Fichthorn

The lost color - Green 980613
by Phillip Bowles

Where's the Green? 980612
by John Lewis

10 More Questions 980611
by Ben Lieb

I played with Slivers 980610
by Austin Bragg

The Exodus Syndrome 980609
by Craig Sivils *Truth*

Fifty's MTG Documentary 980608
by Pat Ward

Deck SIZE 980608
by Jon Prywes

Magic Mega Memory Course 980608
by Luke Chamberlin

Best T2 Deck! 980607
by Cole Walsh-Davis

*NEWS FLASH*!!! 980605
by Kendall Redburn

The Fate of the Deck 980605
by Matthew Williams

Turbo Hesitation Revealed! 980603
by Christian Pantages

Decks/Lingo Team LDSkrubz 980528
by Charlie Herren

"A Flagpole Documentary 980527
by Joseph Crosby

Central TX Lingo 980526
by Dequan Watson *DRAWL*

How to Piss People off... 980525
by Adrian Jones

Flashcards for MTG 980522
by Gordon Benson

Card Man Tournament 980521
by Patrick Ward

The Case of the Missing Deck 980521
by Hsiung Marler

Regional Prediction & Decks Part II 980518
by Stephen Gossett


Team Sped Lingo 980519
by Ben Farkas

Rating the Dojo 980515
by Larry Skipper

Regional Prediction & Decks! 980512
by Stephen Gossett

How to Care for a Tournament Deck 980508
by DeQuan Watson

Magic: The Intended Way 980507
by Andrei Boutyline

Life and Magic 980511
by Andy Lame

Top-Deck Like a Pro 980507
by Sean McKeown

USID No-Name, USA Deck 980506
by Andrews Mochulsky

Re: On the Subject of Scrubs 980506
by Roger Keith

J. Scrub goes to Slub's Card Store 980505
by Kevin Kloiber

"F" MTG 980429
by David Weiss

Top 10 ways to start senseless bickering 980428
by Matt Williams

Stronghold Reactions 980418
by Ted Vesenes

The Lucy Report 980419
by Carl Wilt

Writing the Report 980415
by Matthew Williams

Top Ten Punchlines 980414
by Tom Medcof

WotC vs. RJ Reynolds 980408
by Byron Gill

It Started Nice... 980408
by Ataraxia

Reforming Magic... 980408
by Andrew Cuneo

Tourney Reports - the Movie 980406
by Hans Watson

MTG the Movie 980404
by Tuna Hwa

Playa Hate 980402
by Anon "Silk" Emous

The Five Mages Gather... 980401
by S. "Boogie" Williams

The Life of the Dice 980331
by Kevin Maguire

Professional Players Test 980331
by Sceadeau D'Tela

Turbo-Scrub 980330
by Andrews Mochulsky

You Know... 980324
by DeAnn Iwan

The Zen of Top-Decking 980318
by Kendall Redburn

Top Ten Signs... 980305
Top Ten signs that... 980222
Top Ten Signs that... 980203
Magic Contradictions 980118
Top Ten Worst Magic Cards... 980103
Top 10 Things Overheard ...971215
Communist Overthrow at DCI?!? 971124
by Toby Wachter

Making the Rare 980302
by Mike Byrne

You know you're a scrub when ... 980125
by Simon Connell

Wizards Acquires New CCG! 980115
by Larry Skipper

A Girl's Point of View 980111
by Aubrey Parsons

How to win a Mogg Fanatic! 971221
by John Shuler

Top 10 Reasons Why ... 971217
by Matt Williams

Top 10 Rules of Magical Dominance! 971118
by Manuel Bevand and the Staff

The Scottish Tourney Experience 971114
by Julian Haigh

They call me "Mr. Scrub" 971113
by Eric Taylor

100 Rules for Players and Judges. 971015
by Dan Gray

Terminology 101 - Magic Lingo Dictionary. 970901
by Zopa

The Generic Tourney Report. 970811
by D. J. McCarthy

Weissman's Anti-Boredom Tourney Tactics. 970701
by the Staff

Team D*ckHead is Evil! 970619
by the Staff [missing]

The *ENGINE*!!! 970605
by Alex Shvartsman

The Secret of Drew Tucker. 960603
by Eric "Plus" Taylor

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