Subject: PTQ Kansas qualifier Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 15:38:05 PST From: "Aaron Hessing" To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com Time for the first of many tourney reports. To start of the day get up at 5 to drive to the tourney. I won't say where I eat or stuff like that because sticking that in your report is just stupid. To start of the tourney I did the decklist first before you pay so I pull out my deck and write it down and when I put it back in my carrying case and I forget to zip it up and all my decks go flying on the floor. FUCK. At least some little kids helped me pick it up. But I swear they expected some cards or something probably wanted some cash. I thought they were through but TEAM CACHE is back kind of modified. Here what the team is of who was there Behman(Zacherai) sorry Behman that is probably not right but I called the store and you weren't there. Kevin Hunt, Scott "Spanky" Lipp, Alex Smith, Matt "Da Man" Ewing, call him that twenty times and see what happens. Seth don't know his last name and Austin Vaughn. The pimp daddy's of Kansas City are back and that almost ruins my hope of a final eight. Onto the tourney First round (Don't have score sheet don't have names but I remember what they played) Some guy playing stompy First game: first turn Land Tax and against stompy if your opponent is good you will never Tax. So I go second turn Priest and third turn chicken armour and that's game against green. Second Game: One plateau that's it one fucking land and no Tithes. But hey I got him down to three I was pretty proud. With savannah lions and bolts. Third Game: Mulligan okay, Double mulligan, Oh Shit I'm screwed And it takes him fifteen turns to kill me and I don't see a land. Of course all of team cache wins Behman plays Statis and he is playing stompy with queer rangers that kills statis cold. All the rest of the team wins also except me. Mr. Place probably heard about team cache being at the qualifier probably why he didn't show team cache owns Matt and he is like 0-28 against them. Round Two Some scrub playing Green/blue Craw Wurm, Panther Warriors, and shit like that First game: the scrub rules on me first game he goes wild growth first turn untap a guy second turn. Third turn double instill energy on it then he drops a Craw Wurm. Pause: Oh Well, Then next turn panthers Warriors, then panther warriors, and phantom Wings it. Game if I lose to this kid I'll never live it down. Second Game: First turn land tax, second turn priest, third turn armour. Can you spell GAME I know that you could. Third game: see second game Nuff said. Alex plays the statis deck that Behman beat. While Kevin, Austin, Spanky, Behman, Matt, are 2-0, while seth Lost in a close match Round three Red/Blue Shit deck First game: see priest chicken armour combo but he control magic and so I forced to swords the priest in response he drops a Wildfire and I can't deal with it. second game: opening hand three armours, plains, tithe, land tax, and a swords. He drops a second land so I proceeded to shake his hand and I top deck a priest. and triple armour it before I attack because he doesn't have any blue out so I don't have to worry about control magic Third game: double mulligan again shit time to play the all land deck from Inquest if you play any kind of deck from the inquest you should be shoot. Behman and Alex give me my revenge by beating the two opponents that beat me so they both drop there goes my opponent winning percentages. Austin is 3-0 he didn't even want to play but he continues to show me that he is one of the best in the game. round four this report is getting long mono-whiter armour First game: Priest armour combo for me and I win Second game: Priest armour combo for him he wins Third game: opening hand three swords, three bolts, and a plateau I wish it was a War Beast and I mulligan. Guess what no land again so that is number 3 double-mulligan. I would have liked the old mulligan rule. Even though it was a close game I would like some land in my opening draw. 1-3 my worst ever at a pro tour qualifier I told Behman, Matt, and Kevin if I got three losses in go the Black lotus and moxes Being a man of my word I did it and I didn't really care if I got disqualified I just was going to do it for fun and a laugh round five "should have wrote this kid's name down" I won the roll, I go lotus, plains, priest, monk, he said, "Cool a Lotus" needless to say I kicked this kid's ass. After the match he said he didn't care because we were 1-3. If I were him I would have called to judge in less than a second because a win is a win no matter how you look at it. I just did this tourney report to put that Lotus game in that had to been the funniest thing that I ever did in a tourney. the rest of the rounds are anything to write about because I played nothing but scrubs. Onto Team Cache Report FRUITY PEBBLES IS FOR SCRUBS I had to put that it would have loss to Stompy "one word CURSED SCROLL" to get rid of those damn Peacekeeper. If you are a scrub and can't beat stompy do what they do use to the peacekeeper and get smacked in the head. I believe it was J. Lundgren tourney report to were he stated how he can't believe that his opponent toped decked 3 Giant growths and a bounty of the hunt. Well that is just Matt, King of the Top Deck. I watched this game and I know Matt, if there is one thing you don't do is accuse him of cheating. Believe me, he would never even think of doing it. He had a great Fucking draw get over it. Way to go Austin not playing in 2 months or so and winning a qualifier beating the number 1 ranked extended player in the semis. And to the rest of the team. Just remember the other Kansas Qualifier is just around the corner. "What you got on my fourty Smoky" Aaron Sorry for this being so late after the qualifier ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com