Weedwhacker Deck: Urza's Junkyard

I love challenges, and after winning consistenly with the 5 colour deck, I decided I wanted to try and acheive the same consistency with a ZERO colour deck. A totally colourless deck. Obviously, I could take advantage of Urza's lands, as well as other special colourless lands. I have to put the best artifacts possible for this Type 2 environment. It hurt that Fallen Empires was not in (Aeolipile), Homelands was not in (Serrated Arrows), and Ice Age was not in (Icy Manipulator, Walking Wall, Jester's Cap, Vexing Arcanix, Time Bomb, etc). I did the best I could, and I came up with a surprisingly effective deck after a little tuning.

Urza's Junkyard: (60 cards)

4 Urza's Tower
4 Urza's Mine
4 Urza's Power Plant
4 Mishra's Factory
4 Quicksand (great vs. Yavimaya Ants, Ball Lightning, Mishras)
2 Sheltered Valley (only helps a little bit, not that great)
1 Crystal Vein
2 Fellwar Stone (simply to give possible 4 mana on turn 3)
2 Mana Vault (throw out a fast Triskelion vs. weenie decks)
=27 mana producers

2 Wand of Denial (only deny land/artifact destruction)
2 Snake Basket (awesome mid/late game)
1 Magma Mine
2 Juju Bauble (very much needed card)
1 Alladin's Ring
4 Amber Prison
4 Phyrexian Portal (key to the deck and getting Urzatron combo)
2 Disrupting Sceptre
=16 artifacts

4 Triskelion (much needed)
4 Brass Man (supplies invaluable early defense)
2 Clockwork Beast
1 Colossus of Sardia (the token Colossus)
4 Dancing Scimitar (these are incredible, would use 10 if I could)
=15 creatures

=60 cards


--Sideboard:
2 Scarab of the Unseen (vs. Control Magic, need Sceptre also)
2 Disrupting Sceptre (vs. Permission decks)
2 Rod of Ruin (vs. weenie decks, and possibly control)
2 Cursed Totem (vs. Wildfire and those types of decks, also with K. Bell)
2 Kormus Bell (vs. mono black, also use Cursed Totem to shut him down)
2 Helm of Obedience (vs. Creatureless or just big creature decks)
1 Wand of Denial (extra insurance vs. some decks)
1 Tormod's Crypt (vs. reanimator, etc)
1 Elixer of Vitality (vs. bolt decks, could use even more)

Mail Jeff Donais