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<body> <table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td><img src="mtgcowsb.gif"></td> <td><strong><big><big>Sorry, your browser isn't able to chew this frame cud. </big></big></strong></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><dl> <hr> <dt> Hey, if you can read this feel lucky! If you haven't picked up <a HREF="http://home.netscape.com">Netscape Navigator</a> or <a HREF="http://www.microsoft.com">Microsoft IE</a> then you're one of those people who wants to hang on to the old days for dear life! Good luck, with java crap and new Homelands ".hom" file interface, you'l be left behind. But that's okay, you like text-only browsers :) <br> </dl> Ah, who the hell am I kidding??? I know what its like to not have frames in this freaking frame-filled world. Because of that, I'm giving you a chance to at least view the frames in chunks rather than all at once. I do this because I care about you, the reader (hysterical laughing)...no, really! Here are the links... <br> <a HREF="cowdex.htm">The Main Site Where Alien Cow-Slaying is Going On!!!</a> <br> <a HREF="cowmain.htm">Side Toolbar Used To Mutilate Cattle</a> </tr> </table> </body>