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Welcome to the Mojo! This website contains complaints, articles, tasty dog treats and reports on popular M:TG Fallen Empires-Block decks of yesterday and today, and attempts to map out and record the history of whining brats and each of their decks, as well as providing timely reporting on cheating scene tactics, metagame and issues concerning true tournament cheaters...er, I mean, players. •  Grand Prix Bosnia!!! 9th-11th October •  PT Somalia: Important Corruption! •  Neutral Ground goes into Orbit! •  Ice Age Pre-Release Reports, & Spoiled Lunch •  I'm Not Done Whining, Dammit!!! - Katie Nicoloff •  Elitist Invitational '99!!! - Parker Brothers •  PT Purgatory Report - Durkwood Boars *Winner* •  PT Purgatory Report - Scryb Spite Lady *2nd* •  PT Purgatory Report - Flung Feces *3rd* •  PT Purgatory Report - Some Worthless Scrub *35th* •  PT Purgatory Report - Random Mexican *38th* •  PT Purgatory Report - Random Italian *39th* •  PT Purgatory Report - Worthless Cheating Bastard *62nd* •  The Doomtrooper Metagame 0930 by Grub Goblin •  Re: The Scrub Controversy 1001 by Whiner •  Re: The Scrub Controversy 0929 by The Unwashed One •  Re: The Scrub Controversy 0928 by Fungus Man •  The Scrub Controversy 0928 by Noisy Bastard •  Well I REALLY Hate You 1001 by Whiner B •  I'm Telling My Mommy 1001 by Loser •  I Hate You More! 1001 by Whiner A •  No I Hate You 0930 by Whiner B •  I Hate You! 0929 by Whiner A •  DCI SUX!!! 0928 by Mad Dog •  No Way In Hell! 1001 by Evil Dude •  Give Me Your Lotus 0930 by Your Momma •  Mad Dog Rant: Written Correctly This Time 1001 by Mad Dog •  You Won't Read This Nazi Stuff Anyway 0930 by Hitler's Grandson •  Another Frikkin Top Ten... 0929 by Porno Site Guy •  I Didn't Pass My Typing Lesson 0928 by Vincent N. •  Who The Hell Reads This Shit??? 0926 by Beavis •  You Actually Scrolled Down This Far? 0926 by Loser X •  How To Impulse Like a Bathroom Stall 0925 by THE TURD The Magic Mojo© 1901-2074 Mad Dog. Updated: Whenever the hell I feel like it. If you have a problem with this web site, go suck an egg! Please complain about bugs or problems to MAD DOG.

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