Subject: Magic: The Wrestling (humor!) Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 20:02:37 -0400 From: c0c0nutm0nkey@juno.com (Joshua A Grosteffon) To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages, LETS GET READY TO DUEL!!!! I now present to you Magic and Titan sports upcoming crossover, Magic, the Wrestling. This information is only what I found lying around Joe Louis arena after RAW monday. These were probably dropped by Mr. McMann after the Undertaker destroyed his knee. New rules: New card type: Wrestler. A wrestler is a legend by ruling. They go by all legend rules, get the awesome SOTC bonus, and count as a legend. A wrestler is a creature, and can be affected by all cards that target creatures. Also, an enchant wrestler card can only enchant a wrestler. Here is what I found for cards: Name: Steve Austin Type: Summon Wrestler CC: 2UU P/T: 3/3 Text: Steve Austin Counts as a rattlesnake. U T: "Stun" (tap) target wrestler with toughness equal to or less than austins. Flavor Text: And that's the bottom line, cause stone cold sez so! Name: Mankind Type: Summon Wrestler CC: 2GG P/T: 2/6 Text: XG T: "Mandible Claw" (destroy) target tapped wrestler with toughness equal to X Flavor Text GET MY FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH Name: Undertaker Type: Summon Wrestler CC: 3BB P/T: 4/5 Text: BBB: Counts as a Phenom. "Tombstone" (tap and deal 2 damage to) target wrestler. Use this ability whenever you cast a black spell and only once for each spell Flavor Text Rest... in... Peace Name: Kane Type: Summon Wrestler CC: 3RR P/T: 3/4 Text: RR: "Choke Slam" target attacking wrestler (target wrestler receives 2 damage and deals no combat damage this turn). Use this ability only once each turn. Flavor Text: ............. quoted from Kane Name: The Rock Type: Summon Wrestler CC: 2WW P/T: 2/4 Text: Attacking does not cause the rock to tap. WW : "Rock bottom" (tap) target wrestler blocking the Rock W:T "Peoples Elbow" (destroy) target tapped wrestler. That wresters manager (controller) gains life equal to the Wrestlers CC Flavor Text Laying the Smack-Down that's all I found out so far. Stay tuned to my coverage for any breaking news. No word on the WCW trying to compete with this. Oh, and guess my favorite wrestler. If you find any other cards (aka "make them up"), send them to me and I will give you credit for them in an upcoming Magic the Wrestling update. This is good ol JG signing off ________________________________________________________________ Why pay more to use the Internet? Get fast, reliable, affordable Web access >From Juno, the world's second largest online service. Download your free software here.