Subject: Corporate Magic Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1998 16:46:00 -0700 From: Don McGonigal To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com Hey Frank... a little humour to brighten your day... CORPORATE MAGIC! Yes, big business wants you! To play for them! Just think of all the incredible slogans that could come from Corporate involvement in Magic:tg... Here are some official slogans for Corporate Decks: Alkaseltzer: tap, tap, fizz, fizz.. oh what a relief it is... All State: You'll get good hands with All State. American Express: Don't build decks without it. Chevy: Built like a rock (which beats scissors...) Dominos: Win in 30 mins or less. Excedrin: This deck is thhhiiiissss big! Irish Spring: Manly yes, but Cathy N. likes it too. Kix: Kid Tested, Mother Approved (ask Selden's Mom) Lays: Betcha can't play only once. Life Cereal: He likes it! Mikey likes Magic!! Maxwell House: Good to the last draw. Micro Machines: A whole world in the palm of your hand. Diary Farmers: Got Magic? Nintendo: Now your playing with POWER cards! Nyquil: The pre-tourney, no-idea-what-to-play, so I'll play THIS deck, so I can rest medicine. Oldsmobile: This is NOT your father's deck. Pringles: What's you tap you can't stop! Prudential: Get a piece of the ROCK! (which beats scissors) Robitussin: Recommended by Dr. Mom (and Mr. Suitcase) Secret: Strong enough for a man, PH balanced for Kim Eikefet. Snapple: May just be the best deck on Earth... Sprite: Image is nothing. OBEY your deck! Don McGonigal www.kwantlen.bc.ca/~donm