Subject: [HUMOR] Top Ten Signs You Play Too Much Magic by John Garcia
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1998 19:07:15 EDT
From: JohnOya1@aol.com
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

Top Ten Signs that you play too much Magic: The Gathering

10) You alphabetize your commons.

9) You have memorized the flavor text of every version or every card.

8) You are getting the store owner’s kids through college.

7) After you have spent all your money because of magic, you say, “Damn, I’m
tapped out!!”

6) You say you do not need a woman because you have a Serra Angel.

5) You do not turn a door knob, you tap it.

4) You did not pawn your wedding ring to pay for your mother’s operation but
you pawned it to buy singles to complete your stupid theme deck.

3) Every year, you have your name legally changed to the that of the current
world champion.

2) You think Richard Garfield has more money then Bill Gates.

1) You have done everything about MTG.  There is nothing else to do, so you
try stalking Richard Garfield.

-John Garcia-