Subject: EXTREME MAGIC! Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1998 09:46:13 -0400 From: rich To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com [HUMOR] Frank, ESPN2 is a place for "EXTREEEME!" sports to be broadcasted, correct me if I'm wrong. So...why does Magic:The Gathering find it's place there every fall? That sounds like TLC material in my opinion. Magic needs to be more EXTREEEME to be in ESPN2's EXTREEEME schedule, so... TAKING MAGIC TO THE EXTREME (The EXTREEEME rule book) note:any and all violators of these rules will be tarred and feathered 10) To obtain an EXTREEEME DCI membership, one must star in a cheesy sports beverage commercial in which the player chugs the disgustingly thick, poorly flavored substance and pretends to like it. This must be done in an EXTREEEME fashion. 9) All top 8 games MUST be played while skydiving out of an airplane on a snow board. 8) All people feeling the need to insult a group of Magic members waiting outside for the tournament to start must do so while bungie jumping off of a skyscraper in a canoe while shouting "EXTREEEME." 7) To keep up with the EXTREEEMEness on ESPN2, all players must use an EXTREEEME false accent. 6) All DCI judges must walk over burning coals to get across the tournament floor. 5) All team names MUST and WILL be changed to a generic, action filled name such as "Hell's Magic Team" or "The Flaming Skulls." 4) The standard card limit is 99 cards, which seems to be the EXTREEEME number. 3) In the top 8 at the worlds, the two opposing players must scream insults at each other and proceed to beat the crap out of each other with chairs. 2) All players must be in a bobsled at all times. AND THE #1 RULE FOR EXTREEEME MAGIC.... 1) NO CHEATING ON THE PT=EXTREEEME! --------- Richard Allberry rich@110.net "Those who fear me have no idea what deck I'm in." - Selenia, Dark Angel