Subject: Top 10 crack cards
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1998 04:42:02, -0500
From: GXHC96C@prodigy.com (MR CORY N STEVENSON)
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

I thought I'd share my angst with all the "dojoers" out there.

Top ten cards made by WoC when they were smoking crack (and why),
this is only recently also.

10. Impulse- "let's give people a card that's like a demonic tutor,
but not be bad enough to be restricted...." or "i think this card is
funny, let's print it and see what happens!"

9. Cursed Scroll- "but who wants to drop their hand?" "this card
won't get played much anyways, winter orb shuts it down too easily"

8. Sword of the Chosen- "hey, this card is gonna rock, there are so
many great legends to choose from allready!" or "let's put out a card
for people to get pissed about when opening it in a pack while hoping
for a better card..."

7. Entropic Specter- "well, it's kinda like a hippie, isn't it?"

6. Hatred- "remember when people could play with channel?" "those
were the good ole' days weren't they?"

5. Cataclysm- "since we tried reprinting everything else, why not try
balance?" or "i don't think WW is good right now, let's give it some
help!"

4. Uktabi Orangutan- "let's make a card that we know will get played
alot, but put a dirty picture on it, it'll be our little secret, tee-
hee!"

3. Oracle en-Vec- "uhh, we can like, uhhh, like make a card that like,
 uhhhhh, nobody likes or can understand, uhhh, and stuff, uhhh,
that'll be cool, uhhhh huh-huh"

2. Manabond- "hey, fastbond is such a great card!" "let's remake it
and this time put some ooomph into it!"

1. Oath of Druids- "wouldn't it be cool if we brought back ivory
tower and made it really good and powerful?" or "nobody will notice,
compared to all the other Oaths in this set"

Cory Stevenson

"drugs are bad, mmm-kay"
"mari-juh-wah-nuh's bad, mmm-kay"
"alcohol is bad, mmm-key"