Subject: Humor: DCI Requests Level 2 Lap Judges
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998 10:28:41 -0700
From: "Marble Quarry" <mquarry@goldrush.com>
To: <fkusumot@ix.netcom.com>

The DCI officially requests sanctioned Lap Judges for the next Pro Tour.
My source close to the top of the DCI ladder said the following:
"We at the DCI have learned our lesson and have seen the posts on the Dojo
 we need to take action and we have... starting with the next Pro Tour we
will
 instigate the following anti-cheating measures.

1) All people... including non-participants will be searched upon entering
or
        re-entering the premises.  We will have to manually search people
        but for convenience we will have Female checkers for the men and
        visa versa.

2) All players will be randomly Lap checked at various times during the
day.
        This new check will involve a judge manually checking the players
        lap and under their buttocks, any low cut shirts may need checking
        as well... but we are waiting for word from the Top on this one.

3) Between rounds all players will be watched on closed circuit TV and any
        going into the restrooms will be manually searched again upon re-entry.

4) Each Top 8 match will have one Head Judge and two lap judges who will
        watch each players lap for the duration of the matches.  We may
        also do this with featured matches but the cost may go over our budget.

We at DCI hope this will ease players concerns and return magic to the
sport it
was in the beginning.  Thank you for reporting this John...."

Well all I could say was thank you and I hope this post will put to rest
many of
the issues bothering the players out there and bring magic back to it's
true spirit.

John Coccaro
jcoccaro@yahoo.com