Subject: I have SEEEEEN the LIGHT! Date: Thu, 16 Jul 1998 21:54:31 PDT From: "shane thompson" To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com Finally! I have been watching the Dojo for so long, cause it has helped me copy my tournament winning decks. I have yet to win with any of them, but thats not my problem...I didn't build them. I figure it's Mike's problem if his deck didn't work for me, so I curse Donais for being a stupid deck builder and move on. BUT! like I said....FINALLY I see some strategy on this page! Now I know how to make my copy of Donais5C to work properly...and I mean...it's about time...I've been copying these damn decks for so long, finaly I get to win with them. I used to be a big fan of the Weissman/Maysonet schoold of magic in Rob Hahns "schools of magic" article. But I have found my new school! This is the school used by tournament winners...probably all of them. I figure that since i'm copying there decks, I might as well copy there play style. Yes thats right boys and girls...I'm talking about the Long/Hacker school of magic. This is the real school. It's about time we had some big name people come out and talk about there cheating. Hell, how do they think we scrubs are gunna get better at it? I mean...you got to be damn good at something if you can hold a bloom in your lap in the final rounds of huge DCI sanctioned event...and then make it to the finals! Magic is evolving people....no two ways about it....there were other revolutions in magic....but this is the biggest.... lets take a walk back in time.... the first revolution... the scrye revolution..... the onset of prices....people understanding that more money ment better cards.. more money and time spent on game the tournament revolution.... the addition of winning cash to an already great game... more money and time spent on game the protour revolution.... bigger money...more time and money spent on game the dojo revolution.... downloadable deck tech.....more money less time spent on game the long/hacker revolution... learning cheating techniques.... less time and less money spent, cause hell...if your cheating, you might as well palm some packs while your at it... now you see? the long/hacker revolution will be taking the net by storm! some people will not fall to it right away...but eventually cheating will become the norm! eventually....no strategy will be needed to play this game at all... eventually....we will all stop playing this game and go play blackjack in vegas.... soon you will see it....soon you will see people everywhere cheating...soon there will be articles on shuffling...the art of extra drawing...the many ways to play an maro and a geddon on 6 mana...soon...soon the revolution will come join the revolution....cause hell...if big Mike can do it...so can we! ...to you i say the following....(you know who you are...you took what Hacker had to say as being truthful...hell...i'm still laughing over it and I don't know the guy...if i did I probably woulda died.) to you yoho's i say the following...I AM JOKING AROUND....there big bold print...easy as day to read...ah hell...one more time...I AM JOKING AROUND...there get it through your think skulls? good...and to you....yes you...you know who i'm talking to....damnit boy...is there anyoe else in the room with you? yes you! stop yer damn cheating...there is nothing to be gained from cheating...all you get is hairy palms and you go blind...err..umm...yeh you just might.> so please...if you care enough to get your pet spade or neutered...please...please take that spade down to your local tournament and use it on the cheaters....they deserve it... ** once again....this time to save my ass in a legal battle I say....I AM JOKING AROUND....** what kind of a world do we live in where a person can't openly speak there mind to thousands of people without getting ridiculed? God bless America.... bleh out. oh...and just a note...for those askign the question.. did you would you could you should you copy the deck? I did not would not could not should not copy the deck there....now if that does'nt start a debate about deck copying it proves one thing....noone read this far... and like most other people who have this damn service for there email...i hate this stupid message...but you can read it anyways. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com