Subject: Ahhhhhh The Chumly Race
Date: Wed, 3 Jun 1998 18:13:31 -0400
From: T2kOpalka@webtv.net (Jason Opalka)
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
Newsgroups: rec.games.trading-cards.magic.strategy

     I'm basically fed up with t2 these days. The reason why is, every
single chumly in america has a decient deck, mostly due to 'the dojo
effect.'  This post is  going to tackle a few other issues as well.

      Mark LePine is a swell guy. The people saying nastly things about
him are just evil, jealous, retarded chumlys.

      Now that's that done, I would like to continue talking about the
god damn chumlys. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about, and they know
who they are. The chumlys have been wrecking me reciently, and I just
can't stand it anymore. Let me give you an example. I was at a local
tourney in Ohio at a place called Game Trader. There, I play in round 3
a guy named John Impazelli or something. Now this guy has really no clue
what hes talking about. He thinks Impulse is a terrible card, and has
other retarded magic believes as well that I just don't feel like
writing about. I'm at 6 life and he's playing mono blue merfolk garbage.
It's just a really bad deck. He's at 4, I'm playing WW mox/tithe. I get
a few shadow creaures out, and hes got a tradewind in play with 3 shitty
merfolk. He plays disk... yes disk with a tradewind out. He decides to
disk for some reason, killing his tradewind and his other 2 guys. He
then drops a cursed scroll. I'm shocked, I look at his graveyard, and he
has dismiss, and some counters in there. Now I'm just ready to snap. I'm
sure you know dismiss isn't quite 'good' with cursed scroll. he has one
card in hand. He scrolls me, and shows me ENERGY FLUX. At this point, I
made a big scene, screamed about chumlys, and other vulgar things. I
lost the match by the way.

     This has to stop. I read this group, and what do I see? More
chumlys talking about magic. Better yet, I see some chumlys bashing my
pal, Mark LePine. I'm just fed up with this madness.
That's all for now!

Sincerely,

Jason Opalka

PS: jhjhkjhkjhkjhjkhljk!