Subject: The Twelve Days of Magic
Date: Thu, 03 Dec 1998 10:19:44 -0800
From: "Jason M. Kratz" 
To: webmaster@classicdojo.org
The Twelve Days of Magic
Lyrics by Jason M. Kratz and Adam Wingenbach

(With Apologies to Just About Everybody)

[The terms and names used in this song are ã and Ô Wizards of the Coast]

<Not that they would really want to lay claim to any part of this song, mind you>

On the first day of Magic, my true love gave to me a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the second day of Magic, my true love gave to me two Nekrataals, and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the third day of Magic, my true love gave to me three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals, and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the fourth day of Magic, my true love gave to me four Mana Birds; three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the fifth day of Magic, my true love gave to me FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana Birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals, and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the sixth day of Magic, my true love gave to me six Thopter squadrons, FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana Birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the seventh day of Magic, my true love gave to me seven Cataclysm, six Thopter Squadrons, FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the eighth day of Magic, my true love gave to me eight Knights of Stromgald, seven Cataclysm, six Thopter Squadrons, FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the ninth day of Magic, my true love gave to me nine Spirit Mirrors, eight Knights of Stromgald, seven Cataclysm, six Thopter Squadrons, FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana Birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals, and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the tenth day of Magic, my true love gave to me ten Walls of Blossoms, nine Spirit Mirrors, eight Knights of Stromgald, seven Cataclysm, six Thopter Squadrons. FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana Birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals, and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the eleventh day of Magic, my true love gave to me eleven Rathi Dragons, ten Walls of Blossoms, nine Spirit Mirrors, eight Knights of Stromgald, seven Cataclysm, six Thopter Squadrons, FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana Birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals and a black bordered Underground Sea.
On the Twelfth Day of Magic, my true love gave to me twelve Oath of Scholars, eleven Rathi Dragons, ten Walls of Blossoms, nine Spirit Mirrors, eight Knights of Stromgald, seven Cataclysm, six Thopter Squadrons, FIVE GOB-LIN KINGS! Four Mana Birds, three Man O’ War, two Nekrataals AND A BLACK BORDERED UNDERGROUND SEA!!!!