Subject: New banned/restritced lists[HUMOR]
Date: Tue, 01 Dec 1998 17:51:46 PST
From: "Brian Woster" <tmtcb@hotmail.com>
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

Hmm, just checked out the new banned/restricted lists (as of DEC 1) and
a song came to mind. With apologies to NIN, Here it is

Academy (sung to the tune of Heresy)

he sewed my mana up because he is afraid, you see
he tries to tell me to draw five hundred just for free
he's got the capsise to stop my arcane laboratory
he dreamed a deck up and called it the academy
your cards are banned and no one cares
if you play type one i'll see them there
he tapped his mana vults to keep his production in line
he used a windfall to draw cards all of the time
his perfect deck of killing, suffering and pain
demands devotion time spirials cast in his name
your cards are banned and no one cares
drowning in it's own hypocrisy
and if you play type one i'll see them there
burning with your deck in humility
will you trade for these?

The Man They Call Brian
And their bleating was like a wet salmon
slapped apon the land- slap! slap! slap!

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