Subject: This DECK!
Date: Sat, 28 Nov 1998 20:13:25 -0800 (PST)
From: "Darth A. Hauptmann" <daghain@yahoo.com>
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

[Humor]

Song parodies, huh? Well, here's my contribution.

To the tune of "This Kiss" by Faith Hill

I don't want to win the Pro Tour.
I'm an Unglued kind of guy.
I just want to tell my buddies.
"Play or draw? Fine...I win. Goodbye."
But this deck's starting to scare me
'Cause it makes a grown man cry.

It's the way I built it.
It's that under-used spell.
It's the curve in the mana.
It's the combo from hell.
It's the winner by third turn.
It's incredible.
This deck, this DECK!
(Unstoppable)
This deck, this DECK!

First round scrub said to the judges
"Can he take a half-hour turn?"
Then I whipped and mopped the floor with
Stupid Green Deck, Draw-Go, Red Burn.
Semi-finals I got humbled.
Guess I've got a lot to learn...

It's the way I built it.
It's that under-used spell.
It's the curve in the mana.
It's the combo from hell.
It's the winner by third turn.
It's unbeatable.
This deck, this DECK!
(So powerful)
This deck, this DECK!

You can try and play your sligh deck
And annoy me with that @*#& Scroll.
You can try and overwhelm me
With your shadowers black as coal.
But there's nothing but a Tradewind
That strikes fear into my soul.
You've got me fuming, you've got me cursing.

It's the way I built it.
It's that under-used spell.
It's the curve in the mana.
It's the combo from hell.
It's the winner by third turn.
It's (*sigh*) still fallible.
This deck, this DECK!
(It's beatable)
This deck, this DECK!

-Aaron "Darth" Hauptmann
==
"When I was your age, I wanted a catcher's mitt more than anything in the world, but my father wouldn't get me one. So I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage."
"Dad, what was the point of that story?"
"I like stories."
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