Subject: 21 famous Magic: the Gathering pick up lines [HUMOR] Date: Thu, 26 Nov 1998 01:51:29 -0500 (EST) From: "R.M.S." To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com Nothing I've found is funnier in the world than a magic player trying to pick up a girl.... 15. HOLY CRAP, Joe, look, it's a girl! 14. er.. um... hello. 13. Baby, will you be my Serra Angel? 12. You like Earthbind? 11. If i use 2 green and one then i could Lure you to me. 10. *To girl in blue* I bet that shirt give you the power to cast your Siren's Call over me. 9. I'm ranked in the top 10 by the DCI. 8. Some call me... Tim. 7. Baby, I'd trade my ass off for you. 6. You're the draw of my dreams. 5. I'm like a Rabid Wombat at the sight of you. 4. Not even the Maze of Ith could keep me from you. 3. Wanna meet my Bird of Paradise? 2. How about we Order a Leitbur and get outta here? And the #1 magic pickup line is: Nice shoes, wanna play or draw? R. M. Schellhas Telastyn P.S. I don't advocate the use of any pickup lines, let alone these. I also know full well that not every magic player is male or a sexually frustrated loser.