Subject: [HUMOR] One Game... Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1998 15:46:37 EST From: HB255@aol.com To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com (To the tune of the Barenaked Ladies "One Week") It's been 4 years since it was released Played in stores and in schools and empty side streets 3 years since Fallen E For that I still don't forgive WotC It's been, 2 years since the summer black Saying "we really hate Necro, later let's bring it back" Yesterday we played Academy But it'll still be one month till it's banned by the DC Cast the spell and watch the Power Sink As it makes you sit, think "Should I tap and use my Mana Bird?" I summon Fish, though I wish, In Type 2 tournament Swiss I could use the deck 'cause it's never won a match is what i heard Hot like Scott Bakula when I Walk Time No I don't Warp Time Because 3UU ain't value Mikey Mike Long, on his chair he sits That boy had few wits You're lucky noone ever punched you Gonna tap a land and feel grand I'll put your Boa in Quicksand I like mono-green it's the finest 'cause it's Stompy Gotta Impulse like a pro cause then you'll know I say "Draw-Go!" Cause it's so eventless, you'll probably fall right 'sleep How can I help it if I think Time Spiral should be banned? Tryin hard not to Paris with just one land I'm the kind of guy who has fun on the Pro Tour Playing cards while I'm eating on my soup du jour I have a tendency to wear my judges badge a lot I often wear my judges shirt It's been 4 years since we first saw burn "Mana Flare, Bolt, Bolt, Fireball, your turn" 3 years since the Hymn to T I've still got you, Hymn, wish I could use thee it's been 2 years since we first saw Sligh Orcish Librarian's still a real pimp guy Yesterday we played Academy But it'll still be one month till it's banned by the DC Mickey Mouse Ma-Ro, the Unglued Guru Best Mirage creature was named after you Watchin Pro Tour on ESPN2 Got nothin else to do So boring threw at the TV my shoe Like Gary Gygax I'm starting whole trends Like divers, got the bends Like Battletech I'm guaranteed to pay Like Ricky Garfield I make mad games Kay I don't make games But if i did they'd be real fun to play Gonna get a set a' plastic sleeves Gonna find the kind that's slick like Jeeves Just so my cards aren't always marking like some madness Gotta get the time to certify Cause judgin's fly and I think I can do it well without having much sadness How can I help it if I think Time Spiral should be banned? Tryin hard not to paris with just one land I'm the kind of guy who has fun on the Pro Tour Playing cards while I'm eating on my soup du jour I have a tendency to wear my judges badge a lot I often wear my judges shirt It's been 4 years since I played a Disk Waited for the next turn, said "Don't Shatter This!" 3 years since we saw Ice Age I wonder if anybody plays Rage? it's been 2 years since our friend DC became the Do-Less Convocation Internationally Yesterday we played Academy But it'll still be one month till it's banned by the DC Still be one month till they ban Academy Still be one month till they ban Academy Stare long enough, you'll see the Sex Monkey Brian Parnacott Leader (STILL.) of team Fnord Comments, insults, should be sent to HB255@aol.com.