Subject: Humor, I think
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1998 13:45:04 -0500
From: "Boogie" <boogie@dicksonstreet.com>
To: <fkusumot@ix.netcom.com>

Things Overheard at austin grand prix:

1. What? You're Kidding, He's Playing With PLAINS?
2. What? You mean he forgot to draw? D'OH!
3. No, I don't have any academies for trade.
4. DUDE! WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO YOUR TRADEWIND?!?!?
5. Why yes, I think You're right.  Urza's saga draft does BLOW.
6. No I still haven't gotten any acadamies, thank you for asking.
7.  You've gotta be kidding me.  Stroke of genius is not worth 12 dollars.
8. You've gotta be kidding me, you bought 4 strokes of genius?
9.  I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY ACADAMIES! QUIT ASKING.
10. I cast recurring nightmare. (this is the most overheard freaking
statement of the weekend)
11. Hi.  I'm Randy Beuhler.  Wanna lose 5 bucks?
12. Wanna playtest my academy deck?
13. Mishra is still an ASS.
14.  Wanna Stroke My Penis?  (Note: this is what some canadians guys were
calling stroke of genius.  they shouted this every few minutes to no one in
particular)
15.  ALLRIGHT DAMN IT.  I HAVE 4 ACADAMIES, I'LL TRADE YOU THE BASTARDS JUST
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *SOB WHIMPER CRY SOB*

Thanks, and don't forget that magic is fun.  Whenever someone forces yo to
'Stroke Their Penis" for about 150 cards, don't forget to point and laugh at
them and remind them that at least your mono green worm deck is orignal.